This has been around for a while,but since most of you have never heard the story,I think you will appreciate it.When Apollo Mission astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked the moon,he not only gave his famous "one small step for man,one giant leap for mankind" statement but followed it by several remarks,usual com traffic between him,the other astronauts and mission control.Just before he re-entered the lander,however,he made the enigmatic remark "good luck,mister Gorsky." Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival soviet cosmonaut. However,upon checking,there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years,many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "good luck,mister Gorsky" meant, but Armstrong always just smiled. A few years back,(on July 5,1995 in Tampa Bay FL) while answering questions following a speech,a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to armstrong. This time he finally responded. Mr.Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question. When Neil was a kid,he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard.His friend hit a fly ball which landed in the front of his neighbours' bedroom windows. His neighbours were Mr. and Mrs.Gorsky. As young Neil leaned down to pick up the ball,he heard Mrs.Gorsky shout at Mr.Gorsky, "ORAL SEX?! YOU WANT ORAL SEX?! YOU'LL GET ORAL SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!"
